COOAN
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Cooan is actually the second Cooan.
Well, you all know the belief that the youngest
is always the spoiled brat, and the brat always
gets their way. Cooan would like to get her way
(ALL the time she might add) by seeing more of
the following in the sea of Sailormoon pages that
awaits her: Blinking text, preferably neon, font
size 6 (why isn't there more of this?),
plagiarization (steal a page if yours isn't good
enough!), 5 minute plus downloads with broken
images (she has plenty of time, after all, her
acting career was cut short now wasn't it?),
watered down runny images that have been
compressed to the size of a pea (Cooan has no
need to squint to decipher such pics, her eyes
are slanted this way naturally).
That's just the tip of the iceberg in her
opinion, and she sticks her perfectly powdered
nose up just a few more notches when presented
with entertaining pages (if she wanted to be
entertained, she'd turn on her television), pages
with correct information and personal opinions
(correct info is for BOOKS, not the internet, and
opinions are for newspapers), and those
dreadfully well thought out layouts that take
hours and hours to plan. Who would bother with
such a thing when one can slap a few dozen
animated gifs together in a bright blue table
with a geoeditor? Cooan has said her piece, now
where's her blush compact?"stickycaps,
StIcKyCaPs, everywhere, EvErYwHeRe! Except my
mascara, thats a no-no."
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BERUCHE
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Beruche is one of
the founding members of the Ayakashi Sisters.
So, what is a gorgeous, intelligent, hilarious,
talented girl like her doing with an outfit like
this? It's all about money and power, baby. You'd
be surprised how these bribes add up. And she
loves getting to control the masses, having them
hang onto her every word and take it as law. It's
quite exciting, really.
Beruche detests the DiC Sailormoon and thinks
people who prefer it are idiots. The thing that
bothers her the most about webpages is when they
are packed with beautiful designs. She thinks no
one else should be able to have good looking
pages. She is the only one, darnit. And she isn't
crazy. Really."I'm not psycho! I'm an
artist! I'm eccentric!... Oooo, pretty
butterfly... I am not crazy!
Okay?!"
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KARABARAS
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Karabaras is actually the second
Karabaras. She's a fairly normal girl who hates
being busy with schoolwork and loves having funny
and pointless conversations with Beruche. She
hates webpages that are full of stuff to
download, people with a holier-than-thou attitude
(cuz she's holier-than-everyone :), and almost
everything else in the world of evil webmasters
who cram their webpages with stuff. "If I had a cent for
every time Beruche teased me, I'd have enough to
buy the whole world :P"
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PETZ
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Petz is the other, better founding
member. She enjoys talking in the third person.
She likes animated stuff too because she is
easily amused by bright, flashy colors. She hates
the Japanese SM when compared to the DiC SM;
there's just no comparison. The pages she
dislikes are those that try to look professional,
and act like they know a lot about Sailormoon by
putting up correct information. Who do they think
they ARE?! She mostly likes pages that confuse
people, mix up information, and pass off rumors
as facts. It's a great way to avoid spoilers and
still not take away from the Sailormoon web
experience. "If I had a potato for every
bad Sailormoon page I've seen, I'd have a lot of
potatoes."
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